Yeah I like how she was reassigned yet Kevin Bacon, concerned citizen, is given the run of the investigation.

Eh, I figure I don't watch Lizard Lick Towing or Duck Family or Frog Pond Patrol or whatever so I have my House of Lies.

Zooey Deschanel’s mascara-caked eyelashes

I'm midway through the final season right now and I don't think anything short of my television spitting out reams of paper money would save that show for me.

I'd enjoy seeing them open a locker and have it just be four old guys playing poker in white tank tops and boxers who seem not to notice.

You can actually skip the whole show and be told, "It's a show where they do an intervention" and you can fill in the details yourself.

He was actually mixed-race; it was called Captain O-R-E-O.

Why would Kurtwood Smith play Jews?

Wait a second, are you saying that since 1976 you haven't found it necessary to turn away from an episode of SNL because the first 15 minutes weren't funny? Are you a big Denny Dillon fan?

I posted a caption; I hope I win (and they count it)!

"You've just been served; see you in court, Detroit!"

@avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus  Yeah if it's not on the Newswire I don't see it.

Yeah I wondered about that, or if it just became unworkable due to it always kind of ending up the same way.

Bastards!

So, the caption contests are over with? If this has been answered elsewhere, excuse my ignorance.

I have no idea about him as a person, but I definitely get the "intellectual-sleaze" vibe.

GET ON BOARD!

No one knows what it's like to be the old Asian man, behind blue eyes.

They're so light.

They stole my idea of a misfit group of high schoolers who are inspired by a teacher who is himself a faded idealist.