I'm like a month late so it's not important, but network television isn't free. You are advertised to/at for almost 30% of the prime time television you watch.

I'm like a month late so it's not important, but network television isn't free. You are advertised to/at for almost 30% of the prime time television you watch.

Pynchon's family back on Mypos will be so happy, they do the dance of joy!

"It's like I'm giving Lynn Swann a coke-fueled handjob in the back seat of the Mystery Machine over here, Chachi. Hahaaa!"

I think that's more parody than satire; and while normally that wouldn't make much of a difference, in this case I believe it actually does.

Starring Blac Efron.

Good luck with all of that.

Yeah, this new one, she's real into Janis Ian.

McDonald's finally gives Grimace a gritty reboot.

LOL BUMMED

It does sound like it; not the whole thing, but a little in the middle.

If you give an elephant heroin, you'll have junk in your trunk.

Wait, the hair stylist was straight?

¡Muy anorexique!

To lighten the mood I hear they're giving significant screen time to Jar Jar Binks, who is only a minor character in the book.

Oh I'm talkin' they play it like fourteen times over the course of the film. I want to hear the shit out of it.

Alright! Goodbye, unruly hair!

Dude, come on, don't end sentences with prepositions.

I hope the only song they licensed for use was "What I Like About You".

Meanwhile a group of prostitutes is known as a haggle.