What if they aren't both attached to the same person?

You never actually know.

If Wu-Tang buys a Jamba Juice franchise should they name it Wu-Juice or Jamba-Tang?

Ah I misspelled Koko!

Back in the 90s I recorded a diss track on a DAT. I could never come up with a good name for it.

Or are we all just "part of the show"?

You know what I always liked as a kid? During WWF matches when, say, Macho Man would cheat and, like, knock out Coco B Ware and then all of a sudden Hacksaw Jim Duggan runs down the aisles and slides into the ring and beats the crap out of Macho Man, like really lays into him and does the whole three-point stance and…

I honestly don't see how this is even a thing. I mean, two critics (?) at a newspaper wrote a purposefully mindless, inflammatory piece seemingly just to get a reaction. It's almost like they were…wait a second! We've been had!

Is that why you bring hero sandwiches so close to your face in order to eat them?

If I ever get my hip-hop career off the ground I'm starting my first single with the line "Here we go! Rap time!"

I need to work up a Twitter feed of Jeff Foxworthy jokes but about hand models.

How about in dog years?

To be fair, running against David Duke shouldn't be that hard of thing to do.

In the photo they are clearly sitting and talking.

I'm not getting "hellish combination" out of that.

Very recurthive indeed. Sorry, I have a LISP.

Thanks! I appreciate it. I don't want to bitch about the rules or whatever, but it may have been nice to know it was an ineligible entry earlier than two weeks after the fact.

Would you like to come in for some lemonade?

Did you know "Nancy Pelosi" is an anagram for "A Cylon penis"? True story.

I thought Gus was the half-man!