I would love to see an appearance by the Apollo Sandman.

If you wait long enough the whole of the series will seep into your unconscious memory via pure cultural osmosis. It's how I follow sports.

I'll be happy if during the end credits of the finale they all start waving to an invisible studio audience.

"The CintaMerk Boovie Theater? I don't remember *that* being here before."

I thought it meant "half-thanks" like "I probably could have done it myself, but thanks anyway."

It took me literally years to realize that he is not Seth Green.

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Ever since Michael Landon died God just doesn't have his heart in TV anymore. He just wakes up Michael Landon up at all hours and forces him to re-enact scenes from Highway to Heaven with God playing the Victor French part.

You can be both?! They made me pick when I was 12!

Urine for it now.

I hope they keep Vanguard; that show is awesome and so under-watched.

He changed chords without looking at the fretboard and she was all like "HAWT"

It's better than my re-imagining of the John Ritter/Markie Post sitcom Hearts Afire, now starring Mola Ram.

I hear the score is primarily chamber music.

Chris Brown? TOPICAL!

In Seine? In the membrane?

The Namesake Series is back, in hip hop form!

If ya ain't got spats I feel bad for ya, son.

Any new song by Jay-Z he always sounds like he's about to be chased by wolves. Makes me anxious.

I bought my mom a computer for her birthday and she tried to roast it like a turkey! Old people, I swear.