"One day he came over…her…without asking…just opened up…and dumped all…of it…like it was no big deal…I hear it was the funniest thing ever."

What do non-superstar musicians do for food when they only put out an album every few years? I see these bands where it's like, "This is their first album since 2003" and I'm like "how are you making rent? What girlfriend is paying for you for this long?"

What do non-superstar musicians do for food when they only put out an album every few years? I see these bands where it's like, "This is their first album since 2003" and I'm like "how are you making rent? What girlfriend is paying for you for this long?"

Kojak died on the way back to his home spanakopita.

Kojak died on the way back to his home spanakopita.

They have arenas for that?

They have arenas for that?

Could be. I saw it when I was a kid so I honestly don't remember if it's actually that great, but I remember enjoying it.

Could be. I saw it when I was a kid so I honestly don't remember if it's actually that great, but I remember enjoying it.

Zorro died on the way back to his home plantain.

Zorro died on the way back to his home plantain.

Zorro just isn't that interesting of a character. Except for George Hamilton's Zorro the Gay Blade. If they go that route, I'd give it a shot.

Zorro just isn't that interesting of a character. Except for George Hamilton's Zorro the Gay Blade. If they go that route, I'd give it a shot.

Rider Strong?

Rider Strong?

Southern States has good prices on fertilizer this time of year. You know, in case you're considering a winter garden.

Southern States has good prices on fertilizer this time of year. You know, in case you're considering a winter garden.

Can Mark Strong defeat Rusty Brawn in single combat?

Can Mark Strong defeat Rusty Brawn in single combat?

I jumped on stage during an REM show and they let me sing! Then after the show everybody was like "Hey man we've been looking to replace Stipe for years, why don't you sing for us?"