I jumped on stage during an REM show and they let me sing! Then after the show everybody was like "Hey man we've been looking to replace Stipe for years, why don't you sing for us?"

I hear he's taking up the empty slot in Emerson, Lake & Palmer. They're looking to expand.

I hear he's taking up the empty slot in Emerson, Lake & Palmer. They're looking to expand.

It was clear the kids had no idea the seriousness of what had happened, and it was absolutely ghoulish watching some reporter try to draw out an emotional response from a child who doesn't have the capacity or ability to respond in an adult way.

It was clear the kids had no idea the seriousness of what had happened, and it was absolutely ghoulish watching some reporter try to draw out an emotional response from a child who doesn't have the capacity or ability to respond in an adult way.

So sad about Pedro McCoy.

So sad about Pedro McCoy.

Lemon curry?

Lemon curry?

That's not a still photo above, it's streaming footage from the show.

That's not a still photo above, it's streaming footage from the show.

Death of a Furry: Died in the Wool

Death of a Furry: Died in the Wool

That was just the video for Don't Come Around Here No More.

That was just the video for Don't Come Around Here No More.

He is Rison!

He is Rison!

Is it hosted by Charon Osbourne?

Is it hosted by Charon Osbourne?

He's having surgery to have the extra "p" removed from his name. That's right, from now on he's Keith Hipps.