He's having surgery to have the extra "p" removed from his name. That's right, from now on he's Keith Hipps.

Is it because I'm white?

Is it because I'm white?

In an I'm Not There-esque casting, he will be played in some scenes by Huey Lewis and in others by a fig newton.

In an I'm Not There-esque casting, he will be played in some scenes by Huey Lewis and in others by a fig newton.

I'm just coming to grips with Phipps jumping ship, cashing in his chips.

I'm just coming to grips with Phipps jumping ship, cashing in his chips.

Marky Mark and the Funky Batch?

Marky Mark and the Funky Batch?

It's actually a cgi-driven space adventure. The marketing was all wrong.

It's actually a cgi-driven space adventure. The marketing was all wrong.

Episodes of what?

Episodes of what?

"…naked attempts to cram…"

"…naked attempts to cram…"

My god that's horrible. Maybe I've been spoiled by watching too many Food Network competitions or whatever, but man or woman, that person is not a talented sweets artist.

My god that's horrible. Maybe I've been spoiled by watching too many Food Network competitions or whatever, but man or woman, that person is not a talented sweets artist.

LOL you have a "bone" in your body.

LOL you have a "bone" in your body.

This is worse than my SyFy original movie about Mark Twain accidentally stepping into a replicator and having to be kept from his own twin lest they touch and destroy the universe. I called it Never the Twain Shall Meet.