This is worse than my SyFy original movie about Mark Twain accidentally stepping into a replicator and having to be kept from his own twin lest they touch and destroy the universe. I called it Never the Twain Shall Meet.

Only in the southeast, central and western portions of the state. What I'm saying is there are a lot of small towns with certain families traditionally holding most of the wealth.

Only in the southeast, central and western portions of the state. What I'm saying is there are a lot of small towns with certain families traditionally holding most of the wealth.

You don't remember the bitchin' guitar solos?

You don't remember the bitchin' guitar solos?

PE scared the hell out of me. I hated taking those group showers.

PE scared the hell out of me. I hated taking those group showers.

In the early 90s I had a Simpsons shirt. Two of them actually.

In the early 90s I had a Simpsons shirt. Two of them actually.

Flava FLAIDS?

Flava FLAIDS?

POLARIZING

POLARIZING

He gave it all to Surfin' Steve, the surfing account manager.

He gave it all to Surfin' Steve, the surfing account manager.

With that beard I feel like calling him Super-fuzz! SUPER SUPER SUPAHHHH

With that beard I feel like calling him Super-fuzz! SUPER SUPER SUPAHHHH

Dam, son!

Dam, son!

That's been bouncing around for years.