They're not obscure, I see them unopened in thrift stores all the time!

a) Jamie Foxx labors under the impression we think it's funny when he acts as if he's just Jamie Foxx in a sketch

a) Jamie Foxx labors under the impression we think it's funny when he acts as if he's just Jamie Foxx in a sketch

I thought the Civil War was about freeing the public servants.

I thought the Civil War was about freeing the public servants.

I caught Clerks recently at a midnight showing and realized I'd forgotten how bad it is except for Jason Mewes. Which is pretty much how I felt about every Kevin Smith film. When Jason Mewes isn't on screen I keep asking, "Where's Jason Mewes?"

I caught Clerks recently at a midnight showing and realized I'd forgotten how bad it is except for Jason Mewes. Which is pretty much how I felt about every Kevin Smith film. When Jason Mewes isn't on screen I keep asking, "Where's Jason Mewes?"

I'm seein' double: four Kim Deals!

I'm seein' double: four Kim Deals!

"They called me 'Chris Brown' because I was a striker. And I hit women."

"They called me 'Chris Brown' because I was a striker. And I hit women."

Yeah there was nothing particularly great about this episode; it felt like all the characters were calcifying even more so than in previous episodes this season. Plus, this show is horrible in portraying anything to do with the internet.

Yeah there was nothing particularly great about this episode; it felt like all the characters were calcifying even more so than in previous episodes this season. Plus, this show is horrible in portraying anything to do with the internet.

The problem is thinking that there's a "Southern" accent when in reality each region of the South has a different accent. Matthew McConaughey and Danny McBride are both from the South but their accents are very different; so too Connie Britton. What happens is an actor is like "I'm going to do this as a Southerner"…

The problem is thinking that there's a "Southern" accent when in reality each region of the South has a different accent. Matthew McConaughey and Danny McBride are both from the South but their accents are very different; so too Connie Britton. What happens is an actor is like "I'm going to do this as a Southerner"…

A simply Feudal attempt at relevance.

A simply Feudal attempt at relevance.

Oh you mean Evil Volcano vs Earthquake: Whatever?

Oh you mean Evil Volcano vs Earthquake: Whatever?

Gotta laugh at somebody, right? We've burned through over-tanned, drunken, Italian-American stereotypes; this is about all that's both available and acceptable.