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Ferlin Husky
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Gotta laugh at somebody, right? We've burned through over-tanned, drunken, Italian-American stereotypes; this is about all that's both available and acceptable.

My memories of Ed Wood are fuzzy.

My memories of Ed Wood are fuzzy.

Doesn't matter what you wrote after it, as soon as I read "lika" I heard the rest of your comment in the voice of an Italian cartoon character.

Doesn't matter what you wrote after it, as soon as I read "lika" I heard the rest of your comment in the voice of an Italian cartoon character.

The angle of his dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of his, um, career.

The angle of his dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of his, um, career.

Is cocaine a person?

Is cocaine a person?

In addition to B-roll, Welles shot an inordinate amount of sausage roll.

In addition to B-roll, Welles shot an inordinate amount of sausage roll.

I would watch that movie.

I would watch that movie.

Like most people would, he assumed because he's a knight made of sugar that he would be both sweet and chivalrous.

Like most people would, he assumed because he's a knight made of sugar that he would be both sweet and chivalrous.

Not especially, but people in their late 20s/early 30s do.

Not especially, but people in their late 20s/early 30s do.

I could have sworn he was in prison. Maybe he still is, I don't know. He's crafty.