But not as distasteful as KFCs patriotic "9-11 Herbs and Spices Crunch Bowl".

But not as distasteful as KFCs patriotic "9-11 Herbs and Spices Crunch Bowl".

I like eating my Taco Bell while listening to Wonderful Christmas Time. I would seriously enjoy doing that.

I like eating my Taco Bell while listening to Wonderful Christmas Time. I would seriously enjoy doing that.

This is worse than the Pizza Hut promos for Superman II featuring the Phantom P'zone villains.

This is worse than the Pizza Hut promos for Superman II featuring the Phantom P'zone villains.

Like most people, I haven't spent much time in Manhattan, no.

Like most people, I haven't spent much time in Manhattan, no.

My spice collection has a great rack.

My spice collection has a great rack.

9. "You Don't Know Me"—Rosanne Cash
10. "My Name Is Joe"—Clyde Mulroney
11. "Oh Okay I Guess I Know You Now"—Kris Kristofferson

9. "You Don't Know Me"—Rosanne Cash
10. "My Name Is Joe"—Clyde Mulroney
11. "Oh Okay I Guess I Know You Now"—Kris Kristofferson

I once had a fling with a throw pillow.

I once had a fling with a throw pillow.

Because the name sounds like a 5 Hour Energy clone and it's about a bike messenger, which is the profession of roughly six people in 2012.

Because the name sounds like a 5 Hour Energy clone and it's about a bike messenger, which is the profession of roughly six people in 2012.

Let's just call it a peso and be done.

Let's just call it a peso and be done.

Write better songs?

Write better songs?