"That'll do, pig. Oh yes…that will do."

"That'll do, pig. Oh yes…that will do."

I honestly thought it already happened as well, like right after the storm almost.

I honestly thought it already happened as well, like right after the storm almost.

We're going to need to bump this contest up to once a day.

We're going to need to bump this contest up to once a day.

Seriously; the correct response is not a fawning/condescending "I'm impressed you know that", but "No he didn't come along because he's been dead for almost exactly 8 years."

Seriously; the correct response is not a fawning/condescending "I'm impressed you know that", but "No he didn't come along because he's been dead for almost exactly 8 years."

Hell yeah, CGI sidekicks! Now I know it has the human touch!

Hell yeah, CGI sidekicks! Now I know it has the human touch!

Are those Pixies lyrics?

Are those Pixies lyrics?

I heard John Woo is directing the Ric Flair biopic.

I heard John Woo is directing the Ric Flair biopic.

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"I could get lost in your eyes."

She's cornering the market on available leads for Come to My Window: The Melissa Etheridge Story.

She's cornering the market on available leads for Come to My Window: The Melissa Etheridge Story.

I ask any potential friends about their couch situation before I'll hang out with them. It's awkward sure, but way less awkward than asking to crash on their couch and have them be like, "Um, I don't have a couch. I thought you knew that."

I ask any potential friends about their couch situation before I'll hang out with them. It's awkward sure, but way less awkward than asking to crash on their couch and have them be like, "Um, I don't have a couch. I thought you knew that."