Yes, but baby steps - so to speak.

Collateral Beauty.

Yes, but it's Stouffers. Nobody deserves that.

::clutches pearls:: I'm offended!

At least let's give him credit: he's a conservative who seemed to actually care about children after they're born.

Fair point. In hindsight I think auto-correct saw what he was trying to type, realized it didn't give a shit, and just shrugged it off.

More depressing is the likelihood that he'll be here for fucking 8.

If people wanted health care then they should have worked harder.

Like when he pretended "covfefe" was some inside joke amongst the staff and definitely not auto-correct kicking in after he passed out mid-tweet

Ugh, fuck this guy and everybody who voted for him.

It's called Tushy (don't go to tushy.com though, that's not their website and is NSFW). It looks similar to other ones on the market, it's just that this is the only one I've purchased and used myself. You won't be disappointed though. Go for it!

One of my favorite Doug Benson lines (there's so many to choose from) is when he was discussing Rise of the Planet of the Apes and he said that he only goes to see movies with more than one "of the" in the title.

Your filthy, shit-smeared balls? User blocked.

If anything I think it helps us hairy-assed the most.

Ratings: 4 stars.

In hindsight, yes. Yes, I do.

Thank you! If I've changed at least one person's mind/ass here then I feel I've done a good thing. Go order one today: I promise you that you will not be disappointed!

lol, Christ, you're boring.

I believe Carolla has also used the "if I vomited on your arm, would you try to clean it up with only paper towels"? comparison.

No kidding. I'm used to getting pushback on this subject ("what's wrong with toilet paper? you don't know how to wipe your ass?") but this is one of those situations where there's two kinds of people: those that have used one and love it, and those that haven't used one.