It feels incredible.

Your initial post didn't make it clear you knew what a bidet was or how one uses one, sorry. I should be clear that this isn't a separate bidet, it's an attachment on your existing toilet.

This thing works wonders as an enema-lite as well. I've never felt so clean in my whole life. I walk around smiling all day.

What I hope is clean water? It's the same water that refills your toilet tank.

It cleans your asshole completely and efficiently since it's a pretty strong jet of water. The water doesn't go anywhere but straight down (or up your ass, if you lean the right way - that's a delight as well, I assure you).

You don't need to. It's a direct stream of water going straight to your asshole. Gets it far cleaner than any toilet paper ever could in a fraction of the time, money, and energy. I cannot overstate enough how amazing it is.

Somewhat off-topic, but I recently purchased one of those toilet-attachment bidets* in my home bathroom. Installed it myself in 5 minutes, and I know nothing about plumbing. For less than $100 I purchased one of the greatest things I have ever and will ever purchase in my life. I implore all of you to get yourself one…

Of all the jokes in AD the "caveman" banner thing just never landed with me. I like the references to it but I never really understood the original joke (if it's anything beyond "Gob's stupid," anyway)

There are plenty of places to go on the internet to get away from it. But this isn't that place.

His name was Bernie Sanders.

It can be at least two things at a minimum

Awesome. Now get back to making the NES Classic so actual human beings have a chance of buying and using one instead of just GameStop employees that want to make extra cash on eBay.

Putin has Stone's son in a cage someplace.

Nor I, but we'll all be dead eventually. How we choose to spend our limited time on this earth is nobody's business but our own.

Excellent point.

No hugging, no yearning

I wouldn't want to demean my coffee table like that.

There's nothing fair about empty patches of dirt getting more representative power than cities with millions of people, no matter what the rules say. God didn't come down and write the constitution; it was written by flawed men, and some parts of it need to be updated. The electoral college is one of them.

We'd rather stay and improve the country than leave and let you destroy it.

The Bible has actually completely straightened my life out. I wedge one under the short leg on my coffee table.