Hopefully nobody tries to get him fired for saying the n-word!

There was that Dave Matthews band video where he walks around giving strangers hugs. I liked that.

Being a dick: 4 stars.

Counterpoint: eat shit, retard.

I want a Miata!

It doesn't fucking matter at all.

I'm getting frustrated by people on the left eating their own instead of focusing on the people on the right that are actively making this a worse world.

I still can't believe Donald Trump is fucking president. Jesus Christ.

I've watched that scene over and over like it's the Zapruder film. I can't square the circle. I don't get how they missed that.

I hate that this is what I've become, but goddamn them, they dragged me here.

The Trump administration's budget is going to negatively affect Trump supporters the most?

Ugh. I hope Hannity straight up just fucking dies.

I know, which is why I would never admonish someone for working for Uber (or anywhere) out of desperation.

"Why is the robot driving the car trying to talk to me? Doesn't he know he's a robot, not a human being, and that he should just provide Excellent Service while keeping his fucking mouth shut? What's with all these people attempting to connect to one another anyway?"

In general, nobody drives for Uber simply out of a love of driving and meeting new people. They do it for money.

"You got Flea in my Sean Penn!"
"You got Sean Penn in my Flea!"

At twice the cost and half the convenience? Not if there are better options.

Who would hit "post" before finishing the word they're typing? Madness!

"This ride-share turned out to be more of a died-scare! Ah-hehehehehehe" - The Cryptkeeper

"Nobody forces these drivers to work for Uber!" - asshole dickbags