For me, Mike Pence always reminds me of Everett McGill from Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.

Counterpoint!
Excuse me!

Somebody get this man a SteadiCam!

Elysium is complete garbage; never watch it if you can help it.

If he's like any other typical Trump voter, he's doubled-down and still thinks Clinton would have been so much worse than Trump, that it's better to not even think about it

We don't hear about events that don't get attacked? Doesn't that make sense?

Meh, sounds like a lotta work

That was the sneaky implication demonstrated by my using of the word "someday," yes

Someday, I hope to be as virtuous as you.

I loved that version actually. But the very first title card 2 seconds into the movie (telling you that it's based on a true story) misspells the word "altered" as "altererd." So many people watch this shit before it airs. Professionals. How do those things still slip through the tracks?

not hotdog

Oh, a children's book, that should be pretty difficult to write. Pick an animal, have him lose something, then have him find it again. Fucking done, nobody ever needs to write another children's book again.

"Armageddon 2: Armageddon."
"Hm. Bad title."

What I don't understand is why isn't this show The Leftovers. In fact why isn't everything The Leftovers?

If nothing else, hopefully this means that the default file photo on any Chelsea Manning story will finally, finally change.

There's nothing mean-spirited about this satire. To me for something to be considered "mean-spirited" it has to have an undeserving target. This is deserving. The people that post to and visit those blogs are fucking morons, and we must never relent in reminding them how goddamned stupid they are.

The soundtrack to The Leftovers

"Excuse me if I smell like piss. You know how it is."

I preferred him as the guy on the couch in There's Something About Mary.

My first thought:
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