My Dufresne-esque bi-weekly letters to the surviving members of 2ge+her have finally paid off!

"Now I hope a Fox reporter does some hard-hitting investigative piece"
[does spit-take]

Leave it to Matt Walsh to stink up the place with another of his finely-pinched turds:
http://www.theblaze.com/con…

"Business. Always business."

The only through line to modern American conservatism is the concept of being anti-liberal. That's it. It has nothing to do with morals, or values, or abortion, or war, or even taxes. Modern conservatism is defined by a singular trait, and that is putting liberals "in their place."

You're allowed to like American Dad here, they won't yell at you.

Why thank you for shitting all over my nice joke

They should make as few copies as possible (because Zelda doesn't hold any nostalgic value for people, it likely won't sell very well), and then discontinue production after only a fraction of consumers were able to actually purchase the product. It's just good business practice.

Now I find myself wishing that Riverfest is a state that Wichita is located in.

So what you're saying is you hate transgender people.

They?

Yes, people have names for a reason (it helps identify who is being spoken about/to) and it's okay to use them when the phrasing gets confusing (which is the case when using the word "they" in response to a singular person from a band that has more than one person in it).

To me, I first read it as "la-tinks." So no, it wasn't very self-explanatory.

Just look for any AVC article about Idiocracy, there's always at least one asshole who feels the need to talk about the movie's "pro-eugenics" message for some reason.

Demanding apologies from people for things they accidentally did is not something winners do.

I think this is one of those situations where people are letting their hatred of the administration (which is as valid as anything in this world can be valid) override any and all common sense they might otherwise have. "Elbowed"? The kid barely got touched, and now he's demanding an apology for what was obviously an…

As Anthony Atamanuik's Trump said in the first episode of The President Show, "A 'me first' country gets a 'me first' president."

Haha yeah, that'll be the day. "Fuck you I've got mine" has been the Republican platform for decades.

Nooo. That breaks my heart. Oh well. Here's the fucking anti-American pieces of shit anyway:
http://www.theblaze.com/new…

I'm waiting for the article about Last Man Standing's cancellation to post just so I can paste a link to the similar article on The Blaze. Reading the insane comments from the conservative morons ("I'm cancelling cable!", one of the rubes cried, not realizing ABC has nothing to do with cable) is making my day.