[silently smokes cigarette, stares]

Once in college, my pig friend and my pig self went to a TGIF and ordered the three-item sampler appetizer along with our entrees. Only a minute or two later, the sampler was brought to us by another waiter. After briefly remarking on the speed at which the food showed up, we inhaled the sampler like the pigs we were…

I've had it with these Establishment pizzerias!

fuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkk offffffffffff

Yeah, there's some serious hyperbole going on in this article.
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I totally forgot about that ending. I love when they went sweet. It wasn't often which made it all the more special.

Be that as it may, for now nobody gives a shit.

I'm glad this bullshit story has gotten no traction and nobody really gives a shit. Good.

IMO that's really the only meh part in the entire special, but he actually uses his use of the foreign accents as a segue into some good material about stereotyping.

As a fan of both shows, I can confidently say you have definitely made the right choice.

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

GO WITH HIM! GO WITH HIM!
(dances)

It's one of the episodes listed above, "Oldies But Young 'Uns." One of my favorites too purely for the Al storyline.

One of my favorite jokes is when they somehow lost their brown car at a car wash, only to ultimately discover that the car had been so filthy for so long they forgot the original color was red.

Eh, I think it's time I blocked whatever this is. Bye.

Do you have brain damage?

To the Newmanium!
To the Kramanium!

It's been a great year for conservative blowhards getting their comeuppance for peddling dangerous bullshit to the American people, and it's only April. Hannity will get his eventually, if not soon enough.

Never said it wasn't.

"Watched most of it and then stopped watching."