As apparently the only person in this thread that's actually seen the bit: it's fucking hilarious, and I saw it live with my sister who happens to be a teacher and she thought it was the funniest bit of the night, so there!

That explains why Microsoft fucks over so many poor people!

Four more? Well, this is a welcome development. Keep it coming, fellas. Let's get O'Reilly off the air.

What's interesting to me is the Jezebel commenters' most beloved "fuck off" line is to tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks, yet the first time I ever heard that phrase, it was in a Louis CK special.

His stapler says GARET in Tipp-Ex though.

On the Jezebel boards he's somewhere to the right of a rapist Hitler, because of something where he would hit on girls backstage or something? I don't know. I could look into it, but it's fucking Jezebel, for Christ's sake.

Yeah, same experience for me. I saw him do it in June and it sounds like a lot of it is similar. But I can't remember laughing so hard in a long time. Laughing to the point where I was trying to physically force my smile away with my hands because my face hurt from laughing.

The Norah Jones track "Black" was used in the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad, which is where I first heard it. Great use of the song, but the whole album is pretty damn good.

Absolutely. What a year. First it was Milo Yiannapolous, then it was Tomi Lahren. 2017 is only barely a third finished. If there can be any similar happenings towards O'Reilly, Limbaugh, or Hannity, I just… I can't… ugh, I just came.

Even though there is a lot of public discussion about inequality, there seems to be far less talk about just how patently shameful it is to be rich. After all, there are plenty of people on this earth who die—or who watch their loved ones die—because they cannot afford to pay for medical care. There are elderly people…

In theory, they should. As Current Affairs points out repeatedly, it's basically immoral to be rich.

That statement flies in the face of your original comment.

I've seen the horror that Europeans put themselves through as it pertains to their version of scrambled eggs. I don't even want to think about what you consider grilled cheese to be.

I realize this isn't grilled-cheese specific, but I've recently gotten into pizza-making and now I have pizza parties at my house every 2 weeks where my friends and such come over and eat pizza and it's a great time. I go all out with the checkered tablecloths and the metal serving plates; I make every…

The wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.

To be fair, the movie is like 95 minutes with credits, but if I'm not mistaken the final shot fades out right as the clock hits 90.

Plus, it's a movie that tackles huge themes like death and time and finality, yet it has the balls to clock in at only 90 minutes. In an era when it seems every movie is about 20-40 minutes too long, it's great to see a movie — excuse me, film — that says what it needs to, tells you to fuck off if you don't get it,…

You should watch The Fountain.

Whenever I used to show the movie to my friends/whoever I had captive at the moment, I would preface it by saying "I hope you like watching Hugh Jackman cry."

Yeah, the music is absolutely one of the reasons why I think it's so great. Incredible soundtrack; the whole last 10 minutes is basically a music video.