I don't understand the opinion, and I won't respond to it.

As a bleeding-heart liberal who is in favor of a guaranteed minimum income, I must say that there is a certain, shall we say, self-awareness involved in being smart enough to realize you shouldn't be having kids when you can't afford them.

But… HILLARY!

Replace Twitter with Amazon or Uber, and you've just described the new economy where somehow companies can be worth billions and billions of dollars without ever turning a profit.

More surprising than their popularity is the energy people around here are able to summon just to shit on them every chance they get.

It is, but it's always been a bit on the thin side. I've found that ordering it with extra cheese and asking for the pie to be cooked well-done helps immeasurably.

That whole section of the song is just pure magic, with the angelic chorus behind him. God it's so fucking beautiful.

Beyond that, it was the freaky way they used the audio from the video camera and paired it with the video from their film camera. (I didn't know that film cameras didn't also record sound at the time, and something about the distant effect of her audio made it all the creepier for me.)

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove.

When I first saw the film in theaters, I still wasn't certain whether it was real or fake (the internet in 1999 just wasn't quite what it is today).

You're not helping.

I realize "I'm not on Facebook" is the new "I don't own a TV" and now I've become that guy, but Jesus fucking Christ, let me just say how glorious it is to not be inundated with all the bullshit that goes along with being on Facebook. It is so so so so worth it. Get the fuck off of it, all of you, right now.

As a concupiscent bisexual, let me just say, Christ almighty, that is one beautiful couple in the header image.

Did she crumble any crackers in it?
Did she crumble any crackers in it?

I think about the actors from The Office a lot too, but more about how they're millionaires who never need to work again.

For me, the best was and always will be Andy Dick's The Assistant from 2004, where he hosts Bachelor/Fear Factor-type competitions amongst a bunch of young Hollywood hopefuls trying to become Andy Dick's personal assistant. Hilarious but also stunningly bleak at times, it was definitely both underseen and…

She can go with this
She can go with that

Since this is an article about baseless accusations and factual misinformation, I'll happily help explain the inexplicable by noting that Loveline went off the air months ago.

Christ do I hate that "Hey, it's America, it's capitalism, all the more power to those who figure out the game" argument that that one broker keeps spouting. Capitalism is what let me spend $700 for two tickets to see Radiohead this summer instead of $200. Yeah, I did it anyway, so I'm complicit in the cycle, because…

Speak for yourself!