I really didn't appreciate being blindsided by that Independence Day: Resurgence reference. I had all but forgotten it and you had to ruin it. Can't we just move on?

I still haven't forgiven that movie for the Bryan Cranston bait-and-switch they pulled. He was all over the trailers and commercials, but as soon as the opening title sequence credited "…and Bryan Cranston" I knew he'd be gone by the second reel.

Hah, you're right - I edited and fixed. Thanks. You evil babykiller.

There's a user on The Blaze comments section — vile cesspool of humanity that it is — named "The Salt Shaker" that routinely signs every comment he posts with the phrase "Truth to a liberal is as salt to a slug." As opposed to pasting it, I know he types it out each and every time, because sometimes there are…

Like everything in life, it's all about moderation.

I had to look up "unlettered" in the dictionary, and now I'm stuck in a time loop.

I think it was Tarantino that said directors get worse as they get older, and he's pretty much dead on accurate there. Can anybody think of any directors who have gotten better over the course of a few decades?

Please don't forget the new counter to that stupid non-argument that says "Hey, you were always free to marry whoever you wanted as long as it was someone of the opposite sex, and now you want special treatment?"

Make all the jokes you want, but she was completely at fault for the car accident that injured herself and Bob Barrenger at the corner of State and Main streets.

John Williams, and I'm delighted to meet you finally in person, Dr. Grant!

Angel In Denim: The Kim Davis Story

He's a pirate lawyer. It's airtight.

Chef recommends.

Fair enough. It was just such an over the top reaction ("FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD"), plus talking about his son's ass and all - it was so extreme I couldn't help but laugh. If it's true, it sucks though.

To be fair, everybody's been laughing off Ted Nugent's zany antics for years.

THE FEDS WERE HARASSING HIS CHILD AND YOU'RE MAKING A REASONABLE OBSERVATION ABOUT HIS HYPERBOLIC REACTION

What happened to your son sucks, but your reaction here is absolutely hilarious.

"Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic"

Behind every joke there's some truth.

I worked on only four movies in my career doing visual effects (upon which I realized how much I hated it and got the fuck out), and I'm proud to say that I have two of the biggest bombs of all time on my resume - Speed Racer and The Nutcracker in 3D.