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Hello Newman
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HEAR ME, AND HEAR ME WELL. The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Great Boos Up, your day of reckoning is coming, when an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there in all my glory watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down!

I rented that game once. I never got to play it.

I watch crap like those Ghostbusters commercials and I sit at my desk and cry because I wonder why life has to be so short

Swap "kid" for "man" in this story and it becomes horrific.

You know what kills more people than the Irish? Swimming pools. But I don't see you going about banning those!!!

WHAT PART OF "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (ignore the well-regulated part)

The second amendment completely ruined this stupid fucking country.

Delicious, like on earth?

If it's not bullshit, then it's just weak. Even if most of us could agree with any given statement like that, to pretend that we somehow know (and can base arguments on) how events would transpire in an alternate timeline is pretty disingenuous to anybody who's ever watched a movie about time travel.

Diet Shasta Orange beats his wife.

The correct answer is "Reckoner," now and forever.

Why not Veeps? The marketing practically writes itself!

The first season of Eastbound & Down functions beautifully as a standalone, 3 hour movie. It's perfect.

We need a name for this type of hypothetical politicking, the whole "well if the ___ were white/black then ___ would/would not have happened" bullshit argument.

Review not running indefinitely: 2 stars.

The Good Shepherd, or as I like to call it, The Bad Shepherd.

Great films are often (not always) divisive. Consequently, I think the best movies are often the ones in the 40-60 range, and not the ones in the 80's and 90's.

I hate that I had to get this far down the comments to see this criticism. You're absolutely right, this graphic is completely worthless. It's values are based on nothing whatsoever.

No, I literally meant less people. They're usually smaller than me.

Honestly, I thought your original comment was trolling, so I responded in kind.