It liquefies right in the pan with just a little oil.

They? I don't know. Me? I'm fat because I want to be, so I like to think of it as a "mind your own business" issue.

Season 4 had "Dinner Party."

From the looks of this, I'd say:

My favorite airplane crash movie is Loose Change, sheeple

Penn was always the trustworthy one. Never trust a guy who doesn't fucking talk.

Boiler Room Thread

I never knew how at first glance your avatar looks like Meredith from The Office.

For me it's more like:

ha! Well with statements like that, let me just say that your chlorine is a better brand than most, including mine. I hope one day I'm able to stray from that swirling drain, but every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in…

Ironically, something that Dr. Drew would ask repeatedly.

For the record I wasn't being sarcastic. I think you definitely made the right move and I am jealous you were able to kick it. For me it's like fuel. Such concentrated hate in one place. Maybe it's because I don't have Facebook or Twitter and I just miss having my own personal Two Minutes Hate, even if its against…

You're such a better [person] than I. It was easier for me to quit cigarettes. I can't stay away, and I know that going there makes me a worse person. I hate it.

Talking Drew hosted by Chris Hardwick

I know it's a complete waste of your time and energy but please, go back to The Blaze more often and post there if you can. That cesspool needs as much chlorine as humanly possible.

MAKE AMERICA FUNNY AGAIN

This was my experience:
1st listen: egh, I miss old Radiohead.
2nd listen: ugh.
3rd listen: just not feeling it, I'm afraid.
4th listen: eh, maybe.
110th listen: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DO IT???!!!

Totally with you on Present Tense and Burn the Witch to the point that an upvote would not suffice.

Listened to it a few hundred times since it came out.

Seinfeld > Friends