Finally, the acclaimed Stephen King short story gets the film adaptation it deserves!

I always thought it would have been cool if they had made the film versions of Desperation and The Regulators in the same manner that the books were made - both released on the same day, starring the same cast playing two different sets of characters.

They should really rename this feature 'Bad Job, Intern At (AV Club)!' because these things are increasingly dumb and badly done and no one likes them and you should feel bad if you thought this was good.

That's what led to Mrs. Doubtfire's downfall. You see, Euphegenia Doubtfire was a simple country girl – some might say a cockeyed optimist – who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. So, it was more a question of attitude than politics.

"I know you hate when people do this in movies."

Excellent. Further fracturing of our viewing options - why have one service with everything, when you can have 20 services with a little of something? I love capitalism because it makes the most sense for the consumer!

Pregnancies? Babies? What is this, an hour-long episode of The Office?

Will any articles be written about it?

It was definitely funny, just not what I was expecting (then again, I don't know what I was expecting).

My Rhys story, if you care: I went to go see Rhys perform at the Comedy Store back in 2007. None of my friends were willing to go, so I went by myself, wearing a "New Zealand Rocks" shirt. When I got to the Comedy Store, I saw Kristin Schaal and James Bobin (whom I didn't recognize) sitting outside talking. I…

Eh, I'm not so sure. The scene where Gosling moved the toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other was pretty exhilarating.

Well, I'm glad someone on here finally got around to taking a stand against Transformers.

"Everybody makes their own fun. If you don't make it yourself, it isn't fun. It's entertainment."

He is one humble motherfucker.

If either of the two of them deserved the Oscar, it was Beatty. Holy shit, what a performance.

Fun fact: Beatrice Straight currently holds the record of shortest performance for an Oscar win, for 1976's "Network," at just over 5 minutes of screen-time.

Who doesn't love soda? It's bubbly! It's refreshing!

I'm trademarking "trademark."

My favorite is his follow-up conversation to Cheryl about it.
Cheryl: Why would you bring that up?
Larry: I took a risk.

Words have only as much power as you give them, meaning we all have a choice in how much we let words bother us. We can ignore them, or rise above them. If a word brings you down, it is you that is allowing that word to bring you down. I'm gay and fat, but if someone called me a fat fag (it has happened), I wouldn't…