Saint Ebba, a nun in 867, who, when facing a Viking raid, encouraged her
nuns to cut off their noses and upper lips to avoid being raped

Mike Leigh's Naked. (The movie I mean, the man himself is clothed). It's the epitome of fin de siècle nihilism.

For me 1997 is all about Starship Troopers, where Verhoeven's twin obsession with boobs and fascism came together in a gooey congealed mass. I can determine much about a another guy's nature from whether he is a Carmen man or a Dizz man.

Taylor Swift for Fawn Hall! She already got the big hair!

Well the original had Born Slippy, that's a hard thing to live up to.

No, I hateitz!

Airwolf had the best theme ever! Despite watching it religiously as a kid I can't remember a thing about it beyond that, and the pilot movie (featuring the sleazy David Hemmings and the slinky Belinda Bauer) having one of the first "fucks" I ever heard on the telly.

Down Periscope was Lauren Holly's finest hour.

Long Kiss Goodnight might have worked better with someone other than Geena Davis in the lead; as amazing as she is, I feel she was really miscast there.

Kristy Swanson in 90's neon lycra hanging with Donald Sutherland. I've always loved this movie.

Pocahontas in Space

In this interview you won't find Michaelangelo, but you will find Michael Apted and Beverly D'Angelo!

In the years following the collapse of Milli Vanilli, Rob Pilatus struggled with substance abuse and even suicide attempts. After their unsuccessful comeback, Morvan and Pilatus stopped speaking to each other. In 1996, Pilatus served three months in prison for assault, vandalism, and attempted robbery. Morvan paid for…

I have never been able to abide the rhyming of yacht and apricot. I mean, come on Carly!

Anyone remember that time Milli Vanni were on Sister Kate? Actually, anyone remember Sister Kate?

Anon and Trad, the two greatest composers of all time.

Everyone, name your favorite Mel performance! For my part it's her turn as the self-tasering HIlary in But I'm A Cheerleader.

Always a great one for innuendos, that particular dish. "Take your girl out for some spotted dick!" etc. Endless hilarity.

What would Father Noel Furlong say!

This is taking the concept of "corpsing" totally the wrong way.