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Nerd rage should be solely used for good, directed against foes like the Alpha Betas!

Nice to have something in common with the J-man other than a raging lust for Jessica Biel.

I don't wanna wait for this film to be ovaaah…

Gorilla marketing.

Also the presence of Michael Smiley for me.

I do recall it was a Spelling production, which pretty much hobbled it from the start.

That depends on whether or not he drives the main road.

What is it with vampires playing cops and robbers? Offhand there's this, Forever Knight and Moonlight, plus I'm sure some others I can't recall.

AV Club should do a One-Season Wonder on Kindred: The Embraced sometime. It got a passing mention in a list of vampire TV a couple of years back but it's otherwise gone unnoticed. I was a huge White Wolf fan back in the day and was outraged - yes friends, OUTRAGED - that the supposedly hideous Nosferatu was played

So it's some kind of K-pop boy band music video simulator?

Beat me to it. Someone was partaking of a little too much Brass Monkey when writing this, perhaps.

Poor Tara.

My suspicion is that it may have been linked somewhere?

My suspicion is that it may have been linked somewhere?

Ramin Djawadi was on point tonight, the soundtrack was wonderful. Hints of Moroder in the ambient parts, and that cello piece was superb.

Midget subs are cool! I remember in the 80s when they were a mainstay of Cold War paranoia; the Soviets were playing hide-and-seek in their baby-sized subs through the ports of Western Europe, laying mines and dropping spies like crazy. They made them from titanium which helped suppress their sonar signature,

DAMNIT CHLOE GET ME THE PRESIDENT
DAMNIT MR PRESIDENT I NEED TO FIND KIM
DAMNIT KIM DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LEFT THE REMOTE
DAMNIT

Redhead Redemption

"Now I know why girls like horses!"

Please direct me to where I may live deliciously.