There's a place downtown I could show you where that happens, assuming your definition of athlete is "meths drinker".

They were actually dealing drugs and stolen property from the ice cream trucks, it was a brutal turf war.

Let's not forget his superb perfomance in The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter.

Oh god, the Glasgow Ice Cream wars. That's some savage stuff, resulting in an entire family being burned alive. Even the most hardened Weegies were appalled by that.

I was once stuck in a situation with nothing to do but read Geri Halliwell's autobiography from cover-to-cover. She was always my favorite Spice; it was fascinating - and kinda horrible - to read about her strictly Christian and humourless upbringing, with all the crushing self-doubt and self-hatred it imparted to…

A.V. Club

Also Kel on Kath and Kim, if we're keeping score.

You don't stand for horseplay?

I have a friend who is really into this. It's amazing how stringent and punishing the rules are, let alone the competition.

I loved Firefox! I had the original book and the then-cutting edge special effects distracted me from what a shitty film it actually was. But most importantly the laserdisc arcade game - with its video graphics - pretty much ruled my world, so I could excuse any fault in the end product.

They're the third now; the Waikikamukau Wanderers were wiped out in a freak wind last August. They were finding bits of cardigan on the beach for weeks afterwards.

My favorite shy hairy bipeds are the almas of the Caucasus and Pamir mountains. I have read some lurid accounts of their brushes with Soviet border guards during the Cold War.

I always flash back to here.

Meanwhile I'm still getting no callbacks on my Herbie Popnecker script. Whose lollipop do I have to suck to get a superhero deal these days?

Amy Adams was the best Kathryn Merteuil.

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Howling III has one of the finest line deliveries in Australian cinema: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I see it— coming here— hell-wind— titan-blur— ginger wings— Lincoln save me— the three-lobed burning toupee…"

Yeah seems pretty fishy to me.

That was called Raze. It was awful.