Can we arrange that so I'll know what it looks like for comparative purposes.

It'll give him an excuse for his next article: "Five Reasons Why My Book Sucks".

Allow me my dignity! I only wanted to see Honk If You're Horny!

with 69.2 percent of Americans overweight, and a full 35.9 percent of this country’s adult population classified as obese
Jesus fucking Christ.

That's just Ellis whining. Guy is the biggest wuss in Wussistan.

Oh yay, an exploitative drama about Manson. Yet another circlejerk over the evil-that-men-do and giving celebrity to psychos. I knew Ellis was shit but it's disappointing to see Zombie bottom out like this.

Goodness no, it's Hollywood history at it's worst. Watch Ivan's Childhood, Come And See, and the 1993 Stalingrad movie.

Them ladies sure are crazy with the weddings, amirite guys?

Let's not forget the awesome soundtrack, courtesy of Waldruna.

I really liked Dean Stockwell in the Tucker movie.

His life was like one of the movies he produced. Strong start, great cast, amazing effects, but it all turns to shit by the end.

All I remember is Amanda Donohoe as a lesbian. Woof!

There is a generation of women, now in their late 40's, who spent their teens looking like Pat.

The thing about the Sisters is their wonderful sense of irony. There's a lot of humour and self-parody in Eldritch's writing, and it taught a generation of goths a lesson in not taking yourself too seriously.

If we wanted to be generous, we could say Beauclerc was using rifled-barrel weapons, which at this time were considered exotic items purely for the use of sharpshooters and hunters. By contrast the cheaply made, smoothbore pistols were usually as dangerous to the wielder as the target.

Anyone else reinstalled Sid Meier's Pirates because of watching this? (I was also partial to an old DOS title called Cutthroats, too).

Oh yes, I still believe. *Thrusts crotch repeatedly in direction of Corey Haim*

"OUT OF THE RUINS / OUT FROM THE WRECKAGE / CAN`T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THIS TIME…" Good god, how appropriate.

It brings us all together, like Christmas or a lynching.

Cue rambling Mohinder intro mentioning something about fate and destiny or whatever. Cut to product placement. Then five minutes of Claire being annoying. Shoehorn in an irrelevant character then forget them completely five minutes later. Discard other characters in alternate universes you then erase. Finish off…