Check out A Woman In Berlin next, for an alternate perspective.

Horror and Sci-fi need more women. They always have.

I will defend the right of Helen Slater to that title.

Having now seen the movie I know why. I won't say for spoiler purposes, but what a shitty, miserable, nasty little movie this was.

No mention of Rachel Nichols at all? She's the main reason I'm going to see it.

There's the time Sheena Easton saves the day in Eurotrip - http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Willie's lip trembling was a thing of beauty. Kid's got a great career in period drama ahead of him.

Poor kid's barely 10 and he's already got TWO whirling rampages of revenge stored up.

And it's a farm in the Midwest. Ed Gein would have been thrilled.

"Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644"?

"It was somewhere around Wheeling, on the edge of the Appalachians, when the narcotics began to take effect." - Nelson van Alden, "Silence and Grim Expressions in Cicero".

He was on borrowed time since the minute he showed up. I'm just glad that time was taken up by some of the best character acting I've ever seen.

Slightly less violence against screen doors this time round.

I'm not your son.

Fuckin' Scorpios, man.

I didn't get a Community notification for this?

This wounds me too. My geode must be acknowledged, AV Club!

He got his sense of humor back, and it's great.

If a man is considered guilty
4 what goes on in his mind
Then give me the electric chair
4 all my future crimes-OH!

It was probably the size of a small house.