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In my personal alternate universe Gance's movie got made and was the awesomest thing ever.

He'll always be Alias the Jester to me.

He's a keeper, alright.

WOLVERINES!

Isn't that a great movie?  What a wonderful slice of modern exploitation cinema.  CTH's mastery of casual sleaze really makes it something.  I know for a fact some of the cast leave it off their resumes.

Jane March, ladies and gentlemen!

With regard to boom-booming, my childhood was dominated by Paul Lekakis and his  urgent insistence that he and a young lady should retire to his boudoir.

I always thought that song of Bob's was the sweetest, more romantic way any guy has ever begged for sex.

Sisters of Mercy, "Some Kind Of Stranger"

That wasn't a "one-night-stand" so much as "five-minutes-wobbling".

Where can I find this "Big Book Of Ingenues" that you speak of.

That's for "a F"

Dem cadenettes

If you rearrange the letters in Martin Sheen you get Hater Man Sin.

If Apocalypse Now is anything to go by, a week with Brando would have been equal to a year in Guantanamo.

Where will it end?

“Shankar. Groovy, man.”

“Shankar. Groovy, man.”

Hildegard was recently recognized as a Doctor of the Church,