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Oh yeah.  I went there too.

It was great alright, but damn did I feel like I needed a shower afterwards.

It was great alright, but damn did I feel like I needed a shower afterwards.

Thought it looked a little like detergent for a moment there.   I could imagine a horrified Davos exclaiming "they're trying to soap us out!"

Thought it looked a little like detergent for a moment there.   I could imagine a horrified Davos exclaiming "they're trying to soap us out!"

I assumed it was "B" for "Bodacious Battle, Bros" and not an actual rating.

I assumed it was "B" for "Bodacious Battle, Bros" and not an actual rating.

I love the smell of wildfyre in the morning.  Smells like…green.

I love the smell of wildfyre in the morning.  Smells like…green.

The whole scene invoked some well-known tropes reminiscent of the beach landing in Saving Private Ryan, with squashed-head dude filling in for faceless radio dude.

The whole scene invoked some well-known tropes reminiscent of the beach landing in Saving Private Ryan, with squashed-head dude filling in for faceless radio dude.

Cersei Lannister, opening at the King's Landing Comedy Centre on Friday.

Cersei Lannister, opening at the King's Landing Comedy Centre on Friday.

Apparently corpse-rape is a common post-battle ritual in Westeros.

Apparently corpse-rape is a common post-battle ritual in Westeros.

I half-expected Joff to applaud over the screams of burning men and yell "make them do that again!"

I half-expected Joff to applaud over the screams of burning men and yell "make them do that again!"

But if I don't bash the pots and pans loud enough the Fenriswulf will devour the sun.  And I don't need Ragnarok right now, not with Queen's Birthday weekend around the corner.

But if I don't bash the pots and pans loud enough the Fenriswulf will devour the sun.  And I don't need Ragnarok right now, not with Queen's Birthday weekend around the corner.

They should hook up.  Imagine the hate-sex.