They should hook up.  Imagine the hate-sex.

I loved the little look Tyrion gave Bronn when Varys pronounced the scholar's name.  It was such an example of 'you see I was right!'-married couple drama.

I loved the little look Tyrion gave Bronn when Varys pronounced the scholar's name.  It was such an example of 'you see I was right!'-married couple drama.

BRB Summer Isles

BRB Summer Isles

They're sensitive cunts, that's for sure mate.

They're sensitive cunts, that's for sure mate.

"Onions for everyone!" (cue 'Anyway You Want It')

"Onions for everyone!" (cue 'Anyway You Want It')

Are there cruises to the Summer Isles?  I would like to see this sixteen teated-goddess…for academic purposes.

Are there cruises to the Summer Isles?  I would like to see this sixteen teated-goddess…for academic purposes.

I think she's confirmed now for the Nikki-and-Paulo of GoT.

I think she's confirmed now for the Nikki-and-Paulo of GoT.

The Housewife and the Hare Krishna - like Cagney and Lacey but psychotic.

The Housewife and the Hare Krishna - like Cagney and Lacey but psychotic.

He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I
think her name is Mother Shabubu now.

He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I
think her name is Mother Shabubu now.

You're the worst girlfriend in the world.

You're the worst girlfriend in the world.

The twist is, they're white.