i dont get it.

That's only because you don't know about Hank Williams, and for some reason don't care about Kurt Cobain or Buddy Holly, all of whom single-handedly changed the rules of music for a generation. 

What? Why? I'm currently not standing next to Chevy Chase, and couldn't be happier about it.

Jeremy's….Iron.

I imagine that the "Next week on" segments are mandated by the network, and not even the All Might Weiner can cut them out entirely. So instead, he just fucks them up beyond the point of worthlessness.

Oh yes. Attakkbar…

That's funny. I was really hoping this would be a Werner Herzog film about super-intelligent sharks.

What does that I don't even…

Yes, I'm suggesting that Scott Tobias used the phrase it's popularly (but incorrectly) understood meaning of "fast and ill-thought out" rather than it's correct definition.

"The shotgun marriage between John McCain and Sarah Palin, hastily
arranged…."

"It's not clear how much the stolen songs are worth."

Yes, I can see how that would give you a superior perspective than the guy who was actually there. My mistake.

Per Chris Penn, no one shot Nice Guy Eddie. It was a technical mistake that QT decided to leave in, because fuck 'em.

My new goal in life is to use the phrase "ocular nipples of shimmering failure" in a sentence every single day. It'll get pretty tricky pretty quick, but the hardest goals always have the sweetest payoffs. 

I think of it as, "gonna need this…"

"a supernatural flaw in the normally natural ointment"

: /
"Each episode ends with a new, incriminating discovery, which, in short order the following week, is explained away as something innocuous. The show is all McGuffins, with no narrative payoff."

A-?!?!?!?
Uh….

Everyone except Curtis. Just look at that charming mug up in the banner.

I think the move away from that style of show proves they understand their demographic consists primarily of people that tune in watch spoiled housewives throw drinks in each others' faces.