AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEAAAAAIIAAArrrmy training, sir!

Jew or Jew not, there is no try.

They changed it so it blocks Hotspot Shield now. Sucks, I know.

And by "us", I mean me and my wife, not me and Gandhi.

Gandhi in the HOOOOOOUSE!!!
In Gandhi, there's a scene early on when he meets with a bunch of Indian advisors in South Africa (I think), and someone says, "You are not a junior law clerk any more, Patel". Now it's an all-purpose line between us whenever one of us should have known better about something.

What's goin' on, Mr. Peterson?

No, it is not better than High Fidelity and Say Anything. Thanks for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

"Where do these stairs go?"

Caddyshack quotes rule, but you can't exactly call them obscure pop-culture relics.

Oh, let me see… no, I don't seem to have any JEWISH candy.
/i'm jewish
//i use the line on jews who actually keep kosher

A platoon without a leader is like a foot without a big toe.

I'd suck a cock on Christoher Street before I'd bring you a mixed green, buddy!

"One adult, and one… uh… two adults."

Shot him self in the head. Bow and arrow. Very weird.

He could wash it off if he had some water.

No Idiocracy, anyone?
I like money.

Dingdingding, we have a weiner.

that's "failure PILE in a sadness bowl", Sparky.

Woozle wazzle?

Looks like you're fresh out of friends, assh*le.