I wonder if the AV Club could order the clip from here:

Sublime, Santeria
Sure, the guy is threatening violent revenge, but he sure makes it sound gleeful.

Almost a parody of the bad, cash-in, rip-off movie
It's like the people behind this monstrosity had a checklist of how to make a bad movie:

I hate
movies that DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO MAKE SENSE on the most basic, internal-consistency level.

You don't strain credibility
You strain credulity.

Terrorize the jam
like troops from Pakistan
Swingin through your town
like your neighborhood spiiiiiderman
Tock
A tick tock
keep tickin
coz i get ya flippin off the sh*t im kickin

CCH is her initials, which stand for…
…Carol Christine Hilaria, according to Wikipedia.

No ER?
Come on, that was a landmark show.

Nobody remembers The Tortellis?
They were an attempted spin-off from Cheers. Hoo boy, was that a stinker.

Came here to say this. Shame on you, professional chronicler of pop culture!

Video is blocked outside America. Here's a link that works anywhere:

My favorite negative review of his is for Resident Evil.

Watership Down gave me nightmares as a kid. Frickin' rabbits.

What would you say is the single WORST use of CGI in a major film, evar?

"Outside of Peter Jackson, most CGI leaves me entertained but not enthralled."

And good ol' ED-209.

The original Terminator endoskeleton was done with stop-motion.

The twist ending is they all dance to Smashmouth's "All Star", but it's an acoustic version.

The hands-down best workout song ever is…
Hearts on Fire, from Rocky 4. No question about it. When the bridge kicks in, you get an adrenaline burst that gives you superpowers.

Liar Liar makes no sense because he's NOT LYING
Jim Carrey is just asking questions. Questions cannot be lies.