Always a shame when follks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!!
Not that old, but probably few people know where it's from. The movie should be a My Year of Flops entry (if it hasn't been already).

Lighten up, Francis
We're 10 and 1!

Nice beaver.

John Candy, RIP.

I told you, I work out of the home!

Well played, clerks.

"Strangely enough, that is correct!"
From the Dave Chappelle show, when a contestant on a game show answers "Hell, yeah" to the question "Is pimpin' easy?"

It was Barf the cook's catchline from You Can't Do That On Television. Used to be on Nickelodeon in the early 80's.

"Leads…"
Said in a really smirky, dismissive tone. From the Big Lebowski, when he asks the cop if they will find his briefcase or whatever it was. Use it whenever someone asks something completely naive.

JUST COUGH UP SOME DOUGH, MAC!

Have fun stormin' the castle!

Also: "Is this fake blood?"

IIIIIII…. LIKE IT!
From Robocop. Use it when you really, really like somethin''.

Yep, I loved Johnny Dangerously when it came out, and my friends and I would quote the fake latin lines to each other. Of course, we were about 12 years old, but eh.

"You have a TENT?"
From Spies Like Us. Use it whenever your buddy got something much better than, or in addition to, whatever you got.

I loved his "trendspotting" skits ion TDS
The life coach one was extra awesome.

This post is redundant, as the ULTIMATE review of On Deadly Ground already exists.
A must-read. Thank me later:

Ha, I stopped at season 8 too! Woo-Hoo.

Ooh, slamming Kenny G!
You don't get to dis hack comedians for doing tired bits, and then rip on Kenny G.