@The Hero of Akron-Canton

Not out of any specific reason,
But I can see that as a plot next season.
It's in tune with Andy's personality,
But there's no zoo in Pawnee's municipality.

The only way
To make this better, clearly,
Is to reference some more
Metatheory.

Pat Robertson?
He'd pop some wood.

Scrawler 
That's baller.

Much like Todd and "2 Broke Girls,"
If you dress a pig in silk and pearls,
And convince yourself it's vaguely winsome,
You will succumb to Stockholm Syndrome. 

While that's not a song I'll ever miss,
I like to believe it's Peter Criss,
Playing taradiddles, sweet and mild,
Forming supergroups with the new-born child.

I hate to defend
One some find grating,
But in fact that film
Is worth debating:

And your comments bring me
Great delight;
For a draconic doc,
You're quite alright!

Season One is not ideal;
Season Two has broad appeal.
Season Three's the best one yet,
But it'll only engage
The McSweeney's set. 

I'd really like
To buy you Scotch
But stay away
From your sister's crotch. 

I wish that I
Could like this twice.
But as in life,
Once will suffice. 

We read too much,
We dissect themes.
Our only fault?
We play up memes.

Boy, it's sure great to sit here and make fun of the New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys without anyone pointing out that we're "jealuous" and "just sad people that cant get out of the basement and just make smething that brings people so much happiness well i guess im just sad for you." Why, we can talk…

Nope, the A.V. Club is gaslighting us. It appeared, I posted it to facebook, I got the firstie…and then, completely gone.  It was awesome. Perhaps we'll get a holiday miracle and it'll turn up again. 

Well, it's technically a depressant, but it encourages me going ballistic…so about 50/50, yep: http://www.krakenrum.com/

Game was spat
Rhymes were tight
Final verdict:
You did it right. 

…I think I might like Christmas again.

Well, it's Von Trier, so we know it'll be beautifully shot and composed footage

Or Ernest Hemingway, the original ghost bear.