Target is the place for the cool jam sessions!
You can double-fist the Sing-A-Ma-Jigs
And rock out with the jazz harmony tunes!
Sing-A-Ma-Jigs whip on a ocelot's ass!

NEW JERSEY LOOKS A POT RIKE HEAVEN =

Bon Jovi, the dude from "Ziggy"—truly a motley crew of offenders. 

The hell is a "pot rike?"

That's an afternoon, right there. Eat the lead candy. When it kicks in, you can start playing as FREE GUN, the wasteland bounty hunter from a dystopian lawscape, keeping his old badge from when he was still sheriff of these parts, sitting by his smokeless fire, rubbing his thumb along the badge until the tin wears off…

Pft. The only Kraken I'm releasin' is 47% ABV. 

I'm somewhat in love with the concept of the LCD Batsignal, and I'm calling it an LCD Soundsystem tribute band; I'm less in love with the concept of boundary-free entertainment. If there are no borders of good taste, how can we appropriately be transgressive? Transgression only carries emotional impact if there's…

Yes, but his rap tells us that he cannot be killed!

God, yes—the retronauts trailing backwards into the howling void. "Hey, I am from 2009, and the new Batman is really good." No one will ever read your thoughts again, but you have made your mark. Now rest. 

Heh. The novels

Nothing bad has ever come of getting dinosaur sponges wet, only eleven seconds of unbridled joy and then some unspecified amount of first-world regret once you realize you spent $3.79 on landfiller. Okay, maybe a little bit of bad. 

Well, short answer: to provide for his family after his death, to guarantee financial security. As the season goes on, however, it becomes apparent to the audience that the real "why" of Walter White is closer to that of a traditional tragic hero. Essentially, Walter White's decisions are all mandated by hubris and…

"But whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes, Mel Gibson went right on despising the Jews." 

I hated Batman before he did. 

Miller  is trying to increase awareness of…the comments, I guess?

Please, let's—I've been having issues with the batter's texture. I've heard panko breading works best and tends to not flake off if you properly flense them, but I'm a traditionalist. I'm hoping that there's just a temperature issue or some other quick fix, because I'm expecting family for the holidays and I will not …

More like the Safe Accolades Group, ne c'est pas?

And Rick Perry's chicken-fighting promises (http://www.funnyordie.com/v… will long be forgotten by the time the 2012 award season rolls around.

The A.V. Club: Come for the metatextual analysis, stay for the casual use of the phrase "peace-meat." 

"I was sheriff of this planet when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman; father too. Me and him was sheriffs at the same time; him up in Gargix 7 and me out here. I think he'spretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time sheriffs nevereven wore a gun. A lotta folks find…