Must I? Fine:

She's a brownish area…with points. 

+6 to Hacking and 3x3 Acid Breath? Stellar.

I don't know—do you deserve to see her naked by social prerogative? 

He totally does… </stormy>

Those are all really awesome—and pretty revelatory!  Normal Mailer has no time for your shenanigans; Ray Bradbury, apparently, does. Also, my new goal in life is to acquire a signature that has one-tenth of the loopy magnificence of the signature of Ralph Ellison.

It's a drink for people who hate their livers as much as their tastebuds. 

Something new during which to tweet. Awesome. 

Heh. "The A.V. Club: We Don't Hate Women—We're Just…Wary! (And/ Or Women Ourselves)" 

***POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR GALE BOETTICHER***

There's an Inventory, right there—weaponized music in film (and in reality, as well). 

I had to leave the grocery store last night, as they were playing an exceptionally breathy and overproduced version of that song. I ate Saltines for dinner last night, and still considered myself coming out ahead.

Hi, I'm the Astral Disaster Poetaster, and we've had a lot of good times today. We've laughed, we've cried, and I'd like to think that we've learned a little, too. That's why I wanted to talk to you today about something very close to me—I wanted to talk about Colin Meloy Mimetic Syndrome. CMMS can affect…

This is a really excellent playlist, and a great way to score the afternoon, even if there is some apparent tacit agreement to never talk about Girls. Well, I'm a iconoclast, and "Father, Son, Holy Ghost" was excellent.

Good call—I'm thinking Guns 'n' Roses 'n' Hobbes. 

And that, children, is why we never learned the specifics of "The Spaghetti Incident." 

I didn't think so, no. The dialogue is pretty good—realistic and believably witty—but the actual structure of the script is very weak; characterization is established in the most glib and simplistic ways and Reiser tries to pack entirely too much into a traditional 3-act script. It's enough material for three…

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, "Cold White Christmas"
The Magnetic Fields, "Mr. Mistletoe"
Sufjan Stevens, "That Was the Worst Christmas Ever!"
The Decemberists' cover of "Please Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas"
Okkervil River, "Listening to Otis Redding At Home During Christmas"
Emmy the Great's cover of…

I'm not trying to trick you, Scott.

It is an interesting question, and I think the answer depends on to which media sources you pay attention. Leftist media will either ignore this or mock it (The Daily Show will probably point out that OWS now finally has the legitimacy it's been after for the last six months), centrist sources will do the Kelly Ripa…