That was you?!  How awesome.  I still have the letters the kids left in my mailbox.  I can say without pause that was the best job I ever had.  I get a little touchy about Bums as Santa jokes.  It's an important job.  I felt like I had taken an oath.  Side Note - that was the year "Santa Claus:  The Movie" came out,…

That was you?!  How awesome.  I still have the letters the kids left in my mailbox.  I can say without pause that was the best job I ever had.  I get a little touchy about Bums as Santa jokes.  It's an important job.  I felt like I had taken an oath.  Side Note - that was the year "Santa Claus:  The Movie" came out,…

I was a shopping center Santa in Fayetteville, NC in 1985, and the idea of being in peoples photo albums was indeed weird.  Wouldn't it be great to have a Polaroid  from when David Sedaris was Crumpet?

I was a shopping center Santa in Fayetteville, NC in 1985, and the idea of being in peoples photo albums was indeed weird.  Wouldn't it be great to have a Polaroid  from when David Sedaris was Crumpet?

That's how I learned it, but I was home schooled…

That's how I learned it, but I was home schooled…

That's how it's done, Man In the Moon Man!  Give up, Ganews, you don't get it at all.

That's how it's done, Man In the Moon Man!  Give up, Ganews, you don't get it at all.

I gotta say, the Makin' Copies character was brilliant, if you got it.  I was an invisible corporate service drone who was terribly lonely at work all day, mentally bored as shit.  All the sales yuppies had their Frat Bro Talk, cultish happy hour jargon, and the Makin' Copies guy really summed me up; It wasn't that I…

I gotta say, the Makin' Copies character was brilliant, if you got it.  I was an invisible corporate service drone who was terribly lonely at work all day, mentally bored as shit.  All the sales yuppies had their Frat Bro Talk, cultish happy hour jargon, and the Makin' Copies guy really summed me up; It wasn't that I…

Try having lunch when one of those assholes…

Try having lunch when one of those assholes…

Nobody says "What?" as hilariously as Steve Buscemi.

Nobody says "What?" as hilariously as Steve Buscemi.

Yeah, plus, he got shot, plus, it would require a lot of "HA!" flashbacks to explain, plus, it's just not a good fit.

Yeah, plus, he got shot, plus, it would require a lot of "HA!" flashbacks to explain, plus, it's just not a good fit.

Boooooo….

Boooooo….

I liked the Valentine song.  Is that new?  I could have sworn it sounded very familiar.

I liked the Valentine song.  Is that new?  I could have sworn it sounded very familiar.