Why do offensive douches say "No offense?"

Why do offensive douches say "No offense?"

I am kind of surprised how much everyone remembers about this movie.  I saw it and I saw Infernal Affairs a few years prior. They were both good; sme movie.  But I remember Easy Rider way more specifically. 

I am kind of surprised how much everyone remembers about this movie.  I saw it and I saw Infernal Affairs a few years prior. They were both good; sme movie.  But I remember Easy Rider way more specifically. 

It was a metaphor for cell phones causing brain cancer. 

It was a metaphor for cell phones causing brain cancer. 

You have terrible taste.

You have terrible taste.

Oh, I do.  That's the first scene that pops in my head when i think of the movie.  What a bad idea, eating acid in a cemetery - with above ground graves, so you are surrounded by dead people, while exhausted from being on a bike all that time… 

Oh, I do.  That's the first scene that pops in my head when i think of the movie.  What a bad idea, eating acid in a cemetery - with above ground graves, so you are surrounded by dead people, while exhausted from being on a bike all that time… 

That IS a cool story, Bro!

That IS a cool story, Bro!

Ya know, Mickey Rourke was just breaking out at the time, and his interviews were really open, and it was clear he was in  lot of pain.  His stepfather was an alcoholic cop who beat him daily, beat his little brother so badly he had brain damage.  Mickey Rourke had been a professional attack dog agitator.  That showed…

Ya know, Mickey Rourke was just breaking out at the time, and his interviews were really open, and it was clear he was in  lot of pain.  His stepfather was an alcoholic cop who beat him daily, beat his little brother so badly he had brain damage.  Mickey Rourke had been a professional attack dog agitator.  That showed…

That movie with Edward Norton, where he was a parole officer, he was good in that, too.  He's a working man.  God loves a working man.

That movie with Edward Norton, where he was a parole officer, he was good in that, too.  He's a working man.  God loves a working man.

Yeah, I love that movie.  Lisa Bonet has steam coming out of every pore, Mickey Rourke is a pure badass in his rumpled seersucker suit, and Robert DeNiro is more fun to watch than almost anything else I can think of.

Yeah, I love that movie.  Lisa Bonet has steam coming out of every pore, Mickey Rourke is a pure badass in his rumpled seersucker suit, and Robert DeNiro is more fun to watch than almost anything else I can think of.

At any point did you tell him, "I have this thing about chickens?"  Because, damn, that was a golden opportunity.

At any point did you tell him, "I have this thing about chickens?"  Because, damn, that was a golden opportunity.