He was in Seattle, so it most likely rained when he died.

In the wettest of Nonpoint's dreams, it wakes up and is Rage Against the Machine circa 1992.

Neither. "Y'all" is contracted incorrectly in both. (If you're going to take a shot at corn-pone, do it right.)

2/3 of an arena filled with Parisians, apparently.

Dr. Rockso is my provider of choice.

Hannah: "What's your favorite part?"

*winks dramatically, having recognized a play-off*

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!

Read a lot of grad student theses, do you, Spurt?

Yeah, and at first the animations are kind of cool, but it happens so often that eventually you're like "OK, OK, I get it, I have snap my mangled appendage back into place, jeez."

… says the guy repping the state's #2 school.

Congrats! Me too (well, sort of new — five months). You're right; it is indeed fucking awesome.

"A few brown pipe cleaners and some roofing tacks are all it takes to make a child look like a deer."

@avclub-24df2ddc8f842b2c2047d7a6088f2845:disqus , despite his admirable sentiment, @avclub-eea4aec80a343badf2cb4f3aea3f9bf0:disqus seems to be unaware that the entire cast of The Next Ultimate Fighter went to a screening of this turd as a tie-in on last week's episode. Which is to say, he's a dead man.

@avclub-24df2ddc8f842b2c2047d7a6088f2845:disqus , despite his admirable sentiment, @avclub-eea4aec80a343badf2cb4f3aea3f9bf0:disqus seems to be unaware that the entire cast of The Next Ultimate Fighter went to a screening of this turd as a tie-in on last week's episode. Which is to say, he's a dead man.

Well, you see, they had it bad, because they were brown.

Well, you see, they had it bad, because they were brown.

(In Michael Westen voice:) "When sneaking something across a border, there's only one acceptable hiding spot: your rectum. Damn near killed 'em."

(In Michael Westen voice:) "When sneaking something across a border, there's only one acceptable hiding spot: your rectum. Damn near killed 'em."

Or it could be about a musical prodigy who rides a fixie through Manhattan as he's chased by Robin Williams and be called PREMIUM AUGUST RUSH.