This is my rifle! This is my gun! This is for fighting! This is for fun!

Radiohead: Freezus

Koski was the Dessa and Doomtree aficionado … but she's no longer an AVC staff writer, so without her to champion them I guess they got overlooked.

Coliseum's Sister Faith ought to be on this list somewhere.

The A.V. Club:

By "facial tick," do you mean a bloodsucking insect attached to one's face? Because eeew.

My new grunge revival band is going to be called "Rent in Twain." So, thanks for that.

Jane's still gets in for Ritual de lo Habitual.

You are truly our savior of haberdashery distinction, @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus .

Come on, guys. It's so totally, obviously Meet the Fockers.

My team, like yours a native of the SEC, also lost to an in-state rival and, unlike your team, it was the last meeting we'll have with them in the regular season for the forseeable future, so now they'll be obnoxious in perpetuity (I mean, they would have been anyway, but no possibility for comeuppance makes it sting…

And when you're done with that, try @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus 's Tale. It's not by Atwood, but reviewers have called it "transparently invigorating," whatever that means.

I was all set to make a Roman DeBeers gimmick account to log in on this one thread and claim that "I'm only into hard sci-fi," but some slacker who is not here doing that very thing already reserved the name. Rats. *kicks can, shoves hands in pockets, walks home with head down*

First it was funny, then it was absurd, then it was grating, then it was infuriating, then it was funny again. Comic genius!

Thanks Obama!

Oooh oooh oooh that's meeeee

He's worse than a thousand cancerAIDS-stricken Hitlers who like electronic pop music.

Oh, him? He's over by the books.

As much as I enjoy Heller's writing, that was an unfortunate choice of descriptor.

@avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus , what are your thoughts on "Orange Crush"? (Personally, I am a fan.)