You posted the first comment and included the word "first" in it. How can it be anything other than a firstie? Read the rulebook.

I am too lazy to scroll through all the comments to see if anyone else has mentioned this, but Quincy Jones' theme for Sanford and Son is the shit.

@avclub-6e3b2cb658a36cff9d66c3371c46c4a6:disqus , his rapes will also surprise you.

Well, you're wrong — WRONG, I SAY — at least as far as the first season version goes. That sweet rubber-band bassline, and also, dude's voice is totally great. The other seasons' versions did suck, though. Harumph.

Also, getting points for laying down a shit ton of suppressing fire with your light machine gun rules. But being suppressed by a light machine gun is awesome in its total suck, with your vision going all blurry and the reticle getting janky and whatnot.

Yep, Grandpa, the interrogation framing mechanic in the single player is pretty much plagiarized from CoD:BO — and CoD:BO had Sam Worthington playing the main character, so they kind of did it better. That said, I think Battlefield's multiplayer is the hands-down winner, and I played CoD for years before finally…

OK, I'll buy that for a dollar.

Totally, because we'll all still be around, driving cars with combustion engines, millions of years from now when all the oil is gone, we're extinct, and the planet's a lifeless speck circling the cold dead hulk of our extinguished sun. Nah, just kiddin', it'll be great!

Probably not, but I'd bet he'd muck a fountain.

"My man Dre'll fuck you up in a minute / with a right, left, right-left you're toothless / and then you say 'Goddamn they roofless!!'"

Sweet Nathan Explosion reference!

But thankfully, for all of us, he checked himself.

Of course The Ghost of Eazy E would be a bitch about anything Cube-related.

Too bad that a song about how she enthusiastically agreed to go to rehab wouldn't have played in Peoria.

That, and also that the shows SD was "parodying" — AtH and PTI — are not only already parodic in their own right, but are in fact more genuinely funny than the show trying desperately to lampoon them.

One more for you: "Calvary" was the place of Jesus' crucifixion. "Cavalry" are mounted troops.

Excellent phonetics!

Timely.

Ethnically, I believe you are full of shit.

Their hammers are also constructed of materials not known for sustaining numerous blows.