Denzel and Young Kirk do not, in fact, have the com. They have the con.

Congratulations on your painful and frustrating new job?

An oceany brine of rum.

Wait, Fred Dryer is Hunter?!?

Nope; according to Archer, the term for what you describe is "sploosh."

"squirm-pee," by slang fiat, is now the new, expanded definition of "squee." Nice work!

I guess that shirt's not pre-shrunk.

Also, plastic annoys him.

That's what the stick said.

No, but the Avenging Disco Godfather has a cameo.

I am so very, very sick of seeing her face. That damn guy overexposed!

If you could rim yourself, now THAT would be positively ouroborosian.

That's … a lot of sriracha. Although I suppose it must be a full part, to get the whole firecrotch thing in there.

I, for one, await your future commentary with bated breath.

You know what else isn't protected by the Constitution? Farts.

Archmage, if your Conan-esque Barbarian is a doppelganger of Jason Momoa, spell fails due to clunky line delivery and excessive mammary display.

I don't give a shit if (1) her casting was announced "a fortnight" or a fucking year ago, or (2) that she's technically waaay too old to play Margaery Tyrell. She's Natalie Goddamn Dormer, she's going to be on GoT, and I'm excited about it.

Yep. "Cease to Begin" was incredible. "Infinite Arms" was merely credible.

Except the real news is that Natalie Dormer — Anne Boleyn from The Tudors — will play Margaery Tyrell. Huzzah!

Hopefully, God will judge thusly: "Huh. With, like, a kakrillion dollars at your disposal, Miley, you couldn't do better than a = and a heart, both of which look like they were done with a sewing needle dipped in India ink in the county jail? Tat fail, Miley. Tat fail."