Dumbledore's "HARRY POTTUH!" devolving into incoherent barking was delightful.

My favorite part of the article is O'Neal's inference that (human) Johnny Bananas is "an idiotic, loudmouthed, self-involved ape."

Children of the Corn say, that's who.

My God, i and 1, you are correct — Lenin's getting ready to suck his own dick for the Motherland.

^I'll allow it — it's exactly the kind of heterographic confusion that would appear both in Katy Perry's rider and the Real World castmember contract, and verisimilitude, I find, is key in a good humorous comment.

I know the athletic endeavor of jumping on the hate bandwagon has you distracted, OP, but maybe try *listening* to their music? "Cause they're not. at. all. like. any. version. of. Nickelback. But thanks for playing.

Maybe stop looking in the toilet and just flush it?

Mmm … piquant, yet strident.

Don't sweat it, Mr. Manager. There's always money in the banana stand.

Cosby's sweaters fomented the Cosby Sweater (disgusting sexual practice, not garment), so that's awesome, but also killed the Pudding Pop (dessert treat, not disgusting sexual practice), so that's a negative. All in all he's about even.

Well, I guess we can figure out who's the Jungian in the room …

Don't worry about dah-sab, guys; he'd rather watch White Collar. He's no threat to us.

@Gentle Herpes — The new sheriff's a nuuuhhhhh!

This thread made me go get a glass of V8. It's a full serving of vegetables!

I graduated from metallurgy school and am therefore an aluminus. (Aluminius if you're British.)

Ref Cal, you can't pee in stormtrooper armor — the suits don't recycle bodily wastes. You're thinking of stillsuits. (Speaking of which, how awesome would it be to drink water distilled from your own urine? Mmmm … just the ticket on a hot Arakeen day.) So lesson one in Stormtrooper Academy is: make sure you empty…

No, your taste in music is just as uncool, just a different shade of uncool. See, right now, in 2011, it's "cool" to like Arcade Fire and Okerwhoeveriver. But in 20 years, you'll be jamming that stuff, swearing up and down to your daughter that it's soooo cooool, and she'll be making fun of you on her telepathic…

IdiAmin: Rapidly becoming my favorite gimmick commenter. So delightfully creepy.

So Sweden is the Florida of Scandinavia? Sweet.

It was just Black Knight. -10 internets for adding a nonexistent definite article.