Huh huh … huh … you said "load." That's cool.

He should play a T-Rex. That would be ballin'.

I will totally hesitate to search your website, spambot. Thanks for the great advice.

He's probably going to get burned alive.

Laurence Fishburne will save us!!

Nun hands!

Also, cocaine.

Wrong! The right answer to the question "Where could that dollar bill be now?" is obvious: it's in an alligator's wallet. Not an *alligator wallet*, mind you; rather, in a wallet carried by an alligator, down in the sewer. Although I suppose that said wallet could hypothetically be constructed of alligator skin. But…

I think he meant "Forget what [those weird passes are] called." And they are called "sneaking into the last two-thirds of a different movie than the one you paid for after that movie you paid for is over or at least after you've seen what is clearly the climactic scene and have decided to skip all the bullshit towards…

Where are these "real movie theatres" of which you speak, Cromulent? I'd like to visit one, as I tire of patronizing the cinemalacra.

Trollhunter!!!!

Damon's not mentioned in the lawsuit (and doesn't appear in the photo accompanying the story). So apparently, even he doesn't want to be associated with the Wayans brothers.

"You put snot … on the ball?"

But what I want to know, Lack of Name, is: what porns have you been in?

"Shit! I been cut already?"

"Dangerous Orgasmic Liaisons." I'd drink it.

Ten bonobo chimps have intuitive powers? That's cool.

Mohd IS legitimately Asian — he is, in fact, Godzilla. I know this because he was "sitting down on a restaurant in Singapore."

It's "bass," Castro, unless you're trying to beat the tag.

Ice is made of Valyrian steel. It's the sharpest in the realm, everybody knows that.