Don Incognito's Rules of Life
#1: Run—don't walk, RUN—from any woman who screams "fuck me, Daddy!" during coitus.

Am I the only one…
…who thought Treister and/or his rocket was going to smash into Gargantua-One? After all, JJ and crew were almost the only significant characters not seen this episode (other than The Revenge Society).

Ahhh yes. I was just about to post about the impending schedule change.

Gotta disagree…
…I think such a situation would likely bring out the very worst in the very worst kinds of people. Rooker's character isn't likable at all, but he's not supposed to be. Isn't the point of the show to explore what humans would do when all notions of humanity have been destroyed?

Anyone else going to miss the Red Universe when Ourlivia returns?
Especially the camaraderie within the Red Fringe Division? It's like a completely different show; those three not only genuinely care greatly for one another, but they also appear to have shittons more fun than our Blue team.

Also, for the record, this episode was fucking hilarious, I honestly don't know what the hell some of you d-bags want out of this show. B+ episode, absolute minimum.

Jesus titty fucking Christ…
…isn't it obvious who Captain Hindsight was?

Agent Kane:

Fantastic episode
Possibly my favorite of the half-season so far. Maybe I'm just biased towards any Orpheus-heavy episode, but this was phenomenal: a very telling and (oddly) completely logical exploration of Rusty's psyche, Byron just being cold awesome, further character development for Gary and Sheila, and the…

Also, just for the record, these Norelco ads are filling me with a murderous rage, on multiple levels, not least of which: how many of my fellow hipster douchebags here are ever going to shave their balls?

Margaret Schroeder
God damn. How is it possible that woman can make a neck-to-floor, full-sleeved, plain white nightgown look that fucking sexy? Even before Nucky pulled it up to show off her leg.

Maybe I'm misremembering…
…but don't the shapeshifters start degenerating/getting sick the longer they stay in a single body? Wasn't shapeshifter Charlie always sweating and hunched and constipated and shit? How could the cop be in deep cover for five years?

Fucking AWESOME.
Chocolate Giddy-up rides again.

BOOM! Yummy.

How sweet, a Bible. Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual. Keep your fingers clear of it's mouth, he's a nibbler.

How depressed should I be
that Hank lost his virginity at an earlier age than I did?

Given the better part of a day to separate myself from my initial reaction, my more reasoned and intellectual response to the above mentioned scene is this:

Oh, I know Mediterranean white folks can get sickle cell anemia, let alone trait. But just plain old sickle cell TRAIT causing multi-organ system failure just because you spent a couple days in Denver? Fuck that noise.

No mention whatsoever of…
…potentially the absolute greatest Sarah cheesecake moment in Chuck history, when she strips off her trenchcoat to put on the dress? Sheer black undies and a garter?

Muscular dystrophy…
…not MS (multiple sclerosis).