I do bother with the socks, mostly because you never know when you're going to have to take your shoes off.

The day the last Olive Garden in my city closed was a sad, sad day… What? I really liked those breadsticks. And that salad was tasty too! I know it's garbage food, but it was tasty garbage food.

Thank you. And I'm so, so sorry for your losses. Cancer's a bitch.

As somebody who was recently diagnosed with cancer, I'm really debating whether or not I can watch this. I want to watch since I think it will maybe take away some of the mystery and anxiety about dying. But I also don't want to watch because it's going to shove my mortality in my face. Repeatedly.

While, I would generally agree with this argument, I have to argue this. Foe one thing, he can't be black out drunk and still remember exactly what happened, so he may have possibly consented to the act. He remembers having sex with her, so we have no idea what happened so we can't really jump to any conclusion on…

That's who that is!  Damn, that's been driving me crazy for a while….

Definitely when Erica (or was it Heather, I could never tell those two apart) got the abortion.  Or the bully with AIDS.

Nope, you're not being nostalgic.  VC Andrews books were trashy, no doubt, but she could tell a twisted tale so well.

Emma's anorexic, Manny flashes her boobs, Craig's bipolar, Terri came out of the coma but is brain damaged….

Well, considering they cover The Carrie Diaries on here, I don't think Sex and the CIty is all that far off. 

Ok, I'm going to be the only one who would suggest this, but what about Sex and the City?  Yeah, it's dated and it isn't aging all that well, but c'mon!  We need to discuss the drama of Carrie and Big!  And how selfish she is!  And why they always dressed Miranda like a mom from  a fly over state!

For one brief summer, there was an orange mocha frappucino.  And it was glorious. 

And then Max Medina shows up to take Carrie's dad out to a singles bar??? Too many characters, from too many shows!!!

Downtown entertainment district.

Downtown entertainment district.

That's bad.

That's bad.

That's what I was wondering.  Aren't they a little long in the tooth for this kind of show?

That's what I was wondering.  Aren't they a little long in the tooth for this kind of show?

Opie!  How can you forget Opie?  He's such a gentle giant who would hate fuck the shit of you.  Damn, I just want to climb that man…