I frequently thought that the lack of a Han was part of why the prequels sucked. Lucas has never written great dialog, or directed actors well, so the awesomeness of Ford/Han often seems like a highly fortuitous fluke.

"Either way, I don't see…why we're still having this ridiculous discussion three days later."

Still not sure if you're trolling but this is so strange I can't help but follow up. So my "blanket assertion" about what beer snobs think about pumpkin beers offended you? Truly? There's only one way that possibly makes sense to me, unless you are insane. So I have one question for you: are you a proud brewer of…

If I come across a bit over the top, though, it's because I had developed a real affection for this site…and I'm bummed out by where it seems to be going, lately. I started reading the AVC back on the days when it and the Onion came together as a print-only circular in Madison, WI. We're talking about 25 years…

Shucks, seeing your icon does put me in a lighter mood.

Geez, it's like Barsanti actually knows DiNiro. Sam somehow knows that he's disparaging Trump to get on the public's good side after the whole vax-movie thing. I guess he forgot to include the quotes from their interview.

Either way, you care way too much!

If you're calling me an asshole because of my opinion about pumpkin beer, you care way too much about my opinion about pumpkin beer.

Oh yeah…nice, like she's rating the crowd.

Pumpkin beer? I've had it, but it was just some cinnamon and cloves and shit. Seriously, I wouldn't know what to look for, flavor-wise. Squash-flavor? Actual pumpkin is mild as hell. Why would you put that in a beer? Any beer snob worth his hops hates the fuck out of this stuff.

Why is this on AVC? Seriously, what does this have to do with pop culture? And by the way, this is news to exactly nobody. I'd be embarrassed to write such a lazy and irrelevant article - I can write a better comment than this article.

aka David Spade Syndrome

1. (tie) Beta and Earthlings
3. (tie) Crack the Whip and Mr. Greg
5. Steven vs. Amethyst

Didn't know that GJI was being used for friend-promotion, but I wouldn't be shocked. Was there some big example I missed? My usual issue is the extreme laziness of the feature.

Well I totally believe you, I just haven't seen much of that. Personally, it doesn't upset me as much when people are talking abstractly about public figures rather than groups of people or each other, so that's what I mostly mean. But it's not like that is always right.

At least I know what these article types mean, now. "Good Job, Internet!" means that we're reposting something where feminism wins, or somebody insults Trump. "Read This" means we're reposting an article where people are being misogynistic and nobody is putting them in their place. "TV Review" means we're going to…

I see people arguing all the time on AVC, but I don't see a lot of "hate" at all. I mean, I hate this article, but I don't think that's what you meant. I believe that you might be lowering the bar too far on what's considered hateful. Considering what's out there, I find AVC comments to be among the most civil. …

Great Internet, Job!

I'm not totally sure I believe Sidney's claim that they have no control over where they end up. Especially not after Megan's recent possession.

I think you're at least partly right. But I also think there's more to it than that. A massive guilt trip doesn't seem like enough reason to check yourself into the mental ward. Also, Allison didn't seem particularly surprised by what Kyle told her, whereas if she was merely suffering from massive guilt, I think…